Welcome to my world hangin on the edge of sword everytime i’m bored I start writin on this board Yeah, I’ve done some shit before drank my self stupid til hit the floor try to reach the door but can’t open it cause my head’s too fuckin sore, shit now I’m blabberin and yappin all this beer’s got me rappin but whatever happened to just sittin back and laughin? am I crazy? yeah maybe I have been but no one has saved me so I sit back lappin up one and a half cases of beer til I can’t figure out what’s far and near go to the bar and hear about how I was hittin on a queer wake up in the morning my mind racing and soaring aftertaste of chlorine vikadin formaldahide and taurine Hi, my name’s dan and I’m a closet alchoholic I’ve got a damn disease and they don’t know what to call it so I drive up to sonic high smokin up some chronic Go behind the counter, see the drive thru mic and get on it tell the people waitin whatever they want we don’t got it tell them that we’re shut down because of a outbreak case of boubonic plauge and roaches laid eggs in all of the lemonades what’d you say? the manager’s not here it’s out in the back getting laid! Hey, I’ve ran out of shit to say, said all the shit I have to say so for today, I got this shit all outta my head.